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Felipe Massa, former Sauber lunatic and now resident test-grouch at Maranello, is far too young to remember squeaky-clean Donny Osmond, the crooning toothpaste advertiser's dream from Salt Lake City, but they could have been separated at birth. Felipe may be more "puppy fat" than "puppy love" but they do both have a talent for making people scream. Donny, of course, can cause women of a certain age to become vocal from two hundred paces, while Felipe has much the same effect on marshals as he rockets towards them across the gravel trap. |
