For those of you who've read the rules but are still unclear about quite how to disport yourselves during a typical DALA-GP session, the editors submit these photographs for your edification. While by no means intended as an absolute guide to the dos and don'ts of DALA-GP, they provide one interpretation of the rules that seemed like the way we wanted to play it at the time, which happened to be the weekend of the German Grand Prix at Hockenheim, 29th-30th July 2000.

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It's all very well believing that pictures like these are a good idea at the time but to look at them with a sober eye and still decide that you're willing to publish them for all to see takes a particular type of barefaced shamelessness. If you have (a) pictures of yourselves enjoying a game of DALA-GP and (ii) no sense of embarrassment, contact subeditor@dotdotdotcomma.com and you too can be ridiculed here.