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It seems only fitting that the proud moment of dotdotdotcomma reaching the milestone of 50 Formula 1 Look-A-Likes should be marked by a comparison between latest Grand Prix winner Felipe Massa, and these hallowed pages' very own webmeister/webbenmaster the now legendary Virgil Ellipse.
And, just as dotdotdotcomma's fat controller Mathias Uncertain was once famously reputed to 'look a bit like Rupert Everett, but only in Another Country, when he was gay', Felipe looks a bit like our Virgil but only in playing Drink-A-Long-A-Grand-Prix, when he was under the influence of the section 2(i) imperative.
Throughout my long acquaintanceship with Mr Ellipse, I can honestly say with some conviction that I have never seen him in the same room as Master Massa. However, I can also reveal that Ellipse shares little of Massa's driving style, being able to drive down straight bits of road often without spinning even a little bit. |
