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IRL: Injured WillFit to miss rest of EasyCar season by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
10th Aug 2011
Just-In WillFit is likely to miss the rest of the EasyCar season after an off-track incident during free practice at Mid-Ohio last Saturday left him with a stable burst fracture of the fifth thoracic vertebra. No, we've no idea what that means either, but it sounds like a great title for a concept album.

The Briton will be replaced by Tomas Sphincter in this weekend's Indy 225 at New Hampshire.

"Obviously, I have a little bit of a backache, but I'm just frustrated to not be at the racetrack," said Willfit, who has now been released from hospital with a back brace.

"On the plus side, if I have the damaged vertebra removed, it will increase my chances of fitting in a Formula 1 car again."

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