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Belgium, man, Belgium 🇧🇪 What's you favourite thing about it, you stupid ghent?
Frites and mayo.  graph bargraph background  (16%) 
Chocolate.  graph bargraph background  (16%) 
Waffles.  graph bargraph background  (16%) 
Kwak (Virgil, this one's for you).  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
Eau rouge.  graph bargraph background  (16%) 
Frites and mayo, a side order of chocolate-coated waffles, and a litre of Kwak, while watching the Belgian Grand Prix.  graph bargraph background  (16%) 
Total number of votes cast: 890 Started 27th Aug 2016
 
Now that we've ballsed our way out of the EU, what else could we have a referendum on?
#Ferrarout: whether F1 really needs Ferrarsi.  graph background  (0%) 
graph background  (0%) 
Total number of votes cast: 0 Started 30th Jun 2016
 
I can't believe it's nearly the start of the 2016 F1 season!
Me neither! Woo-hoo!  graph bargraph background  (33%) 
Oh god, not another one.  graph bargraph background  (33%) 
2016? What happened to 2015? How the fuck long have I been hibernating?  graph bargraph background  (33%) 
Total number of votes cast: 33 Started 6th Mar 2016
 
The all-new, all-electric Formula E series makes me think...
... that I'll never drive an internal combustion engine again.  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
... whether somebody at DAMS secretly works for the Dutch Cheese Marketing Board.  graph bargraph background  (21%) 
... truly, you should never be a driver manager.  graph bargraph background  (17%) 
... of the word 'iconic', for some reason. A lot.  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
... of a swarm of angry bees drying their hair at an RC convention.  graph bargraph background  (24%) 
Total number of votes cast: 600 Started 15th Sep 2014
 
The first race of 2014-style F1 left me thinking:
There are some very fine rookie drivers on the grid  graph bargraph background  (40%) 
Sebastian Vettel does not know how to lose graciously  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
I've really missed Kamui Kobayashi  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
It all sounds like a swarm of mildly irritated bees with whistles  graph bargraph background  (27%) 
Total number of votes cast: 15 Started 17th Mar 2014
 
Based on testing, who's going to win the first Grand Prix of 2014?
Lewis Hamilton  graph background  (0%) 
Nico Rosberg  graph background  (0%) 
Someone standing in for Lewis or Nico  graph background  (0%) 
Erm...,  graph bargraph background  (100%) 
Total number of votes cast: 1 Started 7th Mar 2014
 
Which of the new teams really deserves to be in the coveted 10th place in the F1 constructors' championship?
Marussia, for that well-deserved 13th place in Malaysia in which, coincidentally, 6 drivers ahead of Jules Bianchi retired  graph background  (0%) 
Caterham, for having one of their drivers finishing first out of the "new teams" 11 times out of 17 races so far  graph bargraph background  (27%) 
Caterham, for having both of their drivers beating both the Marussias 5 times, while the reverse has been so only once  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
Caterham, for actually finishing ahead of an "old team" on track (twice: Gutierrez in Bahrain and Maldonado at Spa)  graph bargraph background  (55%) 
Total number of votes cast: 11 Started 11th Nov 2013
 
If Fernando Alonso is still in the title chase after India, I'll be...
...mildly surprised.  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
...looking forward to the remaining races of the season.  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
...finding myself in the somewhat unusual position of supporting a Ferrarsi driver.  graph bargraph background  (50%) 
...all of the above.  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
Total number of votes cast: 10 Started 16th Oct 2013
 
Exactly how pretty are those two Marussia drivers?
Pretty enough to be from some dreadful boy band  graph bargraph background  (25%) 
Almost pretty enough to turn me, your reader  graph bargraph background  (25%) 
Almost pretty enough to turn DC, the old satyr  graph bargraph background  (25%) 
Almost as pretty as Nico Rosberg  graph bargraph background  (25%) 
Total number of votes cast: 148 Started 5th Apr 2013
 
How confusing is it that both Mercedes GP drivers have yellow helmets?
As confusing as tyre compounds.  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
As confusing as an FIA 'clarification'.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
As confusing as Eddie Jordan.  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
Not at all. I'm only going to be watching the cars at the front.  graph bargraph background  (92%) 
Total number of votes cast: 96 Started 22nd Feb 2013
 
How do you feel about Michael Schumacher's retirement from F1?
I'm desperately upset. He should race for ever.  graph background  (0%) 
Has he been racing again? I hadn't noticed.  graph bargraph background  (11%) 
I can't see what the fuss is about, to be honest.  graph bargraph background  (8%) 
Michael who?  graph bargraph background  (81%) 
Total number of votes cast: 36 Started 28th Nov 2012
 
What random tie-in would you most like the BBC to do a feature on at the United States Grand Prix?
Rob Austin  graph background  (0%) 
Steve Austin  graph background  (0%) 
Austin Powers  graph bargraph background  (43%) 
A mispronounced Aston Martin  graph background  (0%) 
An Austin Allegro  graph background  (0%) 
An Austin Healey "Frogeye" Sprite  graph bargraph background  (14%) 
Rob Austin (Austin Allegro) racing Mike Myers (Austin Healey) and Steve Austin (no car), all while talking about Aston Martin  graph bargraph background  (14%) 
None of the above, for fuck's sake  graph bargraph background  (29%) 
Total number of votes cast: 7 Started 13th Nov 2012
 
The best thing you can say about Romain Grosjean is that he is...
reckless  graph bargraph background  (24%) 
irresponsible  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
dangerous  graph bargraph background  (16%) 
rash  graph bargraph background  (22%) 
french  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
Total number of votes cast: 50 Started 14th Sep 2012
 
Which events should never be allowed to happen in a motorsport Olympics™?
Driver odiosity - rhythmic and artistic.  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
Synchronised foul play and penalties.  graph bargraph background  (15%) 
Losing control at 14 kmh - lightweight.  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Chin pointiness - 3m springboard.  graph bargraph background  (46%) 
Just for balance, anything that Jacques Villeneuve or Pastor Maldonado might qualify for.  graph bargraph background  (23%) 
Total number of votes cast: 61 Started 7th Aug 2012
 
Given Schumacher's former domination of the Hungaroring, are we going to see the first victory of his new career next weekend?
Yes  graph background  (0%) 
Don't know.  graph background  (0%) 
No.  graph background  (0%) 
Please, no. I can't look.  graph bargraph background  (100%) 
Total number of votes cast: 4 Started 23rd Jul 2012
 
Deutschland Deutschland uber alles, of course, but who will the Germans be rooting for at Hockenheim this weekend?
Timo Glock - everybody loves an underdog  graph bargraph background  (11%) 
Seb Vettel - das Wunderkind  graph bargraph background  (11%) 
Nico Rosberg - even if he's really Finnish  graph bargraph background  (33%) 
That other German feller  graph bargraph background  (22%) 
Mercedes - German engineering and two German drivers: what's not to like?  graph bargraph background  (11%) 
Ferrari - just like everyone, everywhere  graph bargraph background  (11%) 
Total number of votes cast: 9 Started 17th Jul 2012
 
It's nearly July, and it's nearly time for the British Grand Prix, so what will the weather be like?
Fine and dry.  graph background  (0%) 
Light pricking drizzle.  graph bargraph background  (12%) 
Heavy spotting.  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
Vertical light drizzle through to sharply slanting light to moderate drizzle freshening.  graph bargraph background  (12%) 
Either of two finely distinguished varieties of vertical torrential downpour.  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
Post-downpour squalling.  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
Battering against the visor so hard it makes commentators discuss whether wipers would make a difference or not.  graph bargraph background  (35%) 
Total number of votes cast: 17 Started 27th Jun 2012
 
Complete the following well-known phrase or saying: if Sergio Perez isn't experienced enough to drive a Ferrarsi, then...
...I'm a Mexican  graph background  (0%) 
...Luca di Montezemolo is correct, which is surely a matter of papal infallibility  graph background  (0%) 
...Lewis Hamilton wasn't experienced enough to drive for McLaren - oh no, wait a minute...,  graph bargraph background  (100%) 
Total number of votes cast: 1 Started 21st Jun 2012
 
How much of the season will Felipe Massa complete in a Ferrari?
I give him three more races.  graph bargraph background  (91%) 
No more than half of it. No way, Felipe.  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
Three-quarters if he's very, very lucky.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
100%. Nah, only kidding. About half, I'd say.  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
Total number of votes cast: 97 Started 18th Apr 2012
 
How likely is it that F1 Pre-Season Testing Champion Romain Grosjean will win the 2012 F1 World Championship?
He's proved his skill and the speed of his Lotus in testing, so it's almost certain, I would think.  graph bargraph background  (79%) 
Pre-season testing isn't a terribly good barometer of race performance, so it's hardly likely, but I wouldn't rule it out.  graph bargraph background  (8%) 
Not a whelk's chance in a supernova.  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
Just asking.  graph bargraph background  (9%) 
Total number of votes cast: 164 Started 8th Mar 2012
 
How are you planning to watch F1 in 2012?
On the BBC, even if it's just highlights  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
On Sky, even if it does cost me my soul  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
On a hacked Sky feed, even if it's illegal  graph bargraph background  (59%) 
On yer bike! I've given up watching F1  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
Total number of votes cast: 164 Started 30th Jan 2012
 
Season's greetings to everyone except:
Bernie Ecclestone, for the Sky TV deal  graph bargraph background  (25%) 
Sebastian Vettel, for his forefinger  graph bargraph background  (55%) 
Michael Schumacher, for the fifth year running  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
Everyone at Ferrari, for f**k's sake  graph bargraph background  (15%) 
Total number of votes cast: 275 Started 19th Dec 2011
 
How can DRS, KERS and Pirelli combine to produce dull races?
They cancel each other out  graph bargraph background  (35%) 
Overtaking's become too easy  graph bargraph background  (9%) 
It's actually all Hermann Tilke's fault  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
No race is dull if Vettel doesn't win it  graph bargraph background  (36%) 
Total number of votes cast: 66 Started 18th Nov 2011
 
When Sebastian Vettel became the youngest double world champion, I...,
..., cracked open a can of German lager. Cheersh.  graph bargraph background  (14%) 
..., threw something at the TV. Arse.  graph bargraph background  (64%) 
..., was in bed, asleep. Zzzzz.  graph bargraph background  (23%) 
Total number of votes cast: 22 Started 18th Oct 2011
 
When will Sebastian Vettel wrap up the 2011 title?
At the ultimate race  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
At the penultimate race  graph background  (0%) 
At the prepenultimate race  graph background  (0%) 
At the anteprepenultimate race  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
At some point before that  graph background  (0%) 
At the end of the day, does it really matter?  graph bargraph background  (89%) 
Total number of votes cast: 19 Started 12th Sep 2011
 
What do you think F1 drivers are doing in the summer break?
Boozing and whoring, as usual  graph bargraph background  (14%) 
Buying a new yacht, as a spare  graph bargraph background  (14%) 
Three underwear models, as a minimum  graph bargraph background  (19%) 
Three underwear models at once, as stamina training  graph bargraph background  (52%) 
Total number of votes cast: 21 Started 9th Aug 2011
 
What’s your favoured Silverstone view?
Abbey chicane – how do they brake so quickly?  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
Bridge – so fast; sadly no more  graph bargraph background  (12%) 
You can’t beat Becketts/Maggotts  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
That new wiggly bit in the middle  graph background  (0%) 
Stuck in traffic on the way there  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
Stuck in a field on the way out  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
That one in the white top that you can see her nipples through  graph bargraph background  (53%) 
Total number of votes cast: 17 Started 8th Jul 2011
 
Michael Schumacher - is it time for him to quit?
Yes: he's consistently proving that he's lost his edge this year.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
No: I believe he's still a fantastic racing driver, despite all the evidence to the contrary.  graph bargraph background  (41%) 
No: he should have gone after 2010 when Nico trounced his comeback.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
No: he should have stayed gone when he quit in 2006.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
No: he should have gone after 2005 when he really started going downhill.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
No: he should have gone after 2004 and left on a high, albeit still a complete tosser.  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
Is he still racing? I hadn't noticed.  graph bargraph background  (49%) 
Total number of votes cast: 100 Started 31st May 2011
 
Who do you think you could beat in an unseemly bout of fisticuffs?
Adrian Sutil, in a nightclub in Shanghai  graph bargraph background  (90%) 
Eric Lux, in the same nightclub  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
Both of the above, anywhere, any time  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
Total number of votes cast: 41 Started 19th May 2011
 
What's your favourite Pirelli tyre colour?
that whitish-silver smear  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
the silvery smudge with undertones of white  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
the white one with a hint of blurred silver  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
the one in their calendar with a naked girl draped over it  graph bargraph background  (80%) 
Total number of votes cast: 30 Started 30th Mar 2011
 
Is it March yet?
No.  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
Nearly...!  graph bargraph background  (37%) 
Yes, so it's probably about time you put a new poll up.  graph bargraph background  (50%) 
Total number of votes cast: 302 Started 7th Feb 2011
 
How much do you wish someone would hurry up and write a different song about being 'champions of the worrrrrrllld?'
Quite a bit  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
Rather a lot  graph bargraph background  (35%) 
Loads, although any version sung by a bunch of drunk, out-of-tune spanner monkeys will always be better than the original  graph bargraph background  (47%) 
Total number of votes cast: 131 Started 18th Nov 2010
 
Isn't it about time we posted up a new reader poll?
Yes  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
No  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
Don't know  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
Don't care  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
Isn't it about time you posted up anything new?  graph bargraph background  (85%) 
Total number of votes cast: 275 Started 5th Nov 2010
 
Sebastien Vettel is...
...a sadly misunderstood genius.  graph background  (0%) 
...a petulant teenager who can't take being beaten fairly and squarely by a chisel-jawed Strine.  graph bargraph background  (50%) 
...the next Michael Schumacher, in oh so many ways.  graph bargraph background  (50%) 
Total number of votes cast: 187 Started 3rd Jun 2010
 
Exactly how dull was the Bahrain grand prix?
There could have been a bit more overtaking.  graph bargraph background  (87%) 
On reflection, refuelling isn't such a bad idea.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Did Hermann Tilke design that middle sector?  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
I've seen more exciting parade laps.  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
I've seen more exciting Porsche races.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Total number of votes cast: 195 Started 17th Mar 2010
 
When will dotdotdotcomma stop making crap Virgin jokes?
When a Virgin driver first scores graph bargraph background  (1%) 
The first time the team pops its cork graph background  (0%) 
When the team penetrate the midfield.  graph bargraph background  (84%) 
When they first stick it up the opposition.  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
When Branson pulls out of F1.  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
When dotdotdotcomma cut down on internet porn.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Total number of votes cast: 92 Started 16th Feb 2010
 
So Scummi's definitely coming back: how do you feel?
I feel better than James Brown.  graph background  (0%) 
I feel good.  graph background  (0%) 
Like hanging upside down...,  graph bargraph background  (34%) 
...with my head in a bucket...  graph bargraph background  (30%) 
...of hyena offal.  graph bargraph background  (36%) 
Total number of votes cast: 64 Started 10th Jan 2010
 
The FIA's verdict on Flavio Briatore's appeal will be...
...guilty as charged.  graph bargraph background  (33%) 
...we were a bit harsh, surely?  graph background  (0%) 
...innocent as a tasty veg pot.  graph background  (0%) 
...he hasn't got any.  graph bargraph background  (67%) 
Total number of votes cast: 12 Started 26th Nov 2009
 
Jean Todt as FIA president is the worst appointment since...
Max Mosley as FIA president  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
Jean-Marie Balestre as FIA president  graph background  (0%) 
Eddie Jordan as a BBC pundit  graph bargraph background  (9%) 
A routine check-up with Harold Shipman  graph bargraph background  (55%) 
Nine o'clock on a Monday morning  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
Total number of votes cast: 11 Started 27th Oct 2009
 
Did anyone notice who actually won the race in Brazil?
Jenson Button, definitely.  graph background  (0%) 
A Minardi driver, was it?  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
Rubens Barrichello, I think.  graph background  (0%) 
Kamui Kobayashi was going well. Was it him?  graph bargraph background  (99%) 
Total number of votes cast: 102 Started 23rd Oct 2009
 
How will Fernando Alonso's career at Ferrari end?
With a dozen world titles.  graph background  (0%) 
Five years earlier than contracted.  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
Amid bitter recriminations.  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
In legal proceedings.  graph bargraph background  (19%) 
Not well. Not well at all.  graph bargraph background  (71%) 
Total number of votes cast: 99 Started 13th Oct 2009
 
How does Giancarlo Fisichella feel?
Satisfied  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
Quite pleased  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
Job well done  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
Very 'appy  graph bargraph background  (96%) 
Total number of votes cast: 119 Started 29th Aug 2009
 
How do you feel about Michael Schumacher's return to F1?
I've missed the old pointy-chinned misanthrope.  graph background  (0%) 
Michael who?  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
The deal doesn't include Ralf Schumacher, does it?  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
In the name of all that's holy, why?  graph bargraph background  (92%) 
Total number of votes cast: 210 Started 30th Jul 2009
 
How do you feel about Sebastien Bourdais' departure from F1?
I can't say I'll miss the four-eyed misanthrope.  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
Sebastien who?  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
In the name of all that's holy, hurray!  graph bargraph background  (77%) 
Total number of votes cast: 30 Started 16th Jul 2009
 
Who should be the next FIA president?
Max Mosley  graph background  (0%) 
Jean Todt  graph background  (0%) 
Someone who understands motorsport  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
Someone who cares about motorsport  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
I don't care as long as she's got big tits  graph bargraph background  (76%) 
Someone who is independent of F1 teams  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Someone who is independent of Ferrarsi  graph bargraph background  (9%) 
Someone who isn't the son of a Nazi  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Don't mention the whore. War. I mean war.  graph bargraph background  (8%) 
Total number of votes cast: 66 Started 30th Jun 2009
 
I can't wait for the 2010 British Grand Prix because...
...the 2009 one was like watching paint dry.  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
...Jenson might win it this time.  graph bargraph background  (31%) 
...it'll be at Donington.  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
...there's a chance we'll know what county it's in  graph bargraph background  (38%) 
...all of the above.  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
Total number of votes cast: 16 Started 22nd Jun 2009
 
Is Eddie Jordan the new Mark Blundell?
Very much indeed, Steve.  graph bargraph background  (58%) 
There's a lot of pressure on his shoulders.  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
At the end of the day, quite possibly.  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
That is not a question what is easy to answer.  graph bargraph background  (15%) 
Total number of votes cast: 67 Started 22nd May 2009
 
Who should be in F1 instead of Nelsinho Piquet?
Anthony Davidson, Paul di Resta or Adam Carroll  graph bargraph background  (85%) 
Lucas di Grassi, Romain Grosjean or Takuma Sato  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Susie Stoddart, Danica Patrick or even Milka Duno  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
Total number of votes cast: 321 Started 20th Apr 2009
 
Exactly how much do DC and EJ like each other?
Not very much.  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
Hardly at all.  graph bargraph background  (55%) 
Less than that.  graph bargraph background  (41%) 
Total number of votes cast: 164 Started 29th Mar 2009
 
Turn 1 in Oz: how many huge front wings will be knocked off?
All of them, I reckon.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
About half, I'd say.  graph bargraph background  (55%) 
Only Sebastien Bourdais', I hope.  graph bargraph background  (44%) 
Total number of votes cast: 3415 Started 17th Feb 2009
 
Our current poll is a month old, should we...
come up with a new one?  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
carry on with the old one?  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
give up on polls altogether?  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
extricate ourselves from the paradox we're now in?  graph bargraph background  (97%) 
Total number of votes cast: 677 Started 6th Dec 2008
 
I'll always remember David Coulthard for...,
spinning off on the parade lap, Italy '95  graph bargraph background  (26%) 
sliding into the pit wall during a stop, Oz '95  graph bargraph background  (14%) 
turning Schumacher's car into a 3-wheeler, Spa '98  graph bargraph background  (40%) 
giving Michael Schumacher the finger, france 2000  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
being World Champion for July '99 to June '00  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
conducting himself with rare dignity, 1994-2008  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
Total number of votes cast: 149 Started 6th Nov 2008
 
Sebastien Bourdais: shite or shite?
shite  graph background  (0%) 
shite  graph background  (0%) 
french  graph bargraph background  (9%) 
petulant  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
unemployed  graph bargraph background  (87%) 
Total number of votes cast: 246 Started 15th Oct 2008
 
Romain Grosjean: unlucky or shite?
shite  graph bargraph background  (35%) 
shite  graph bargraph background  (16%) 
shite  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
french  graph bargraph background  (42%) 
Total number of votes cast: 31 Started 11th Sep 2008
 
The inaugural Valencia Grand Prix was...,
like a day-long seminar on corporation tax  graph bargraph background  (43%) 
more soporific than Ovaltine at midnight  graph bargraph background  (19%) 
as incident-free as a Sunday night in Bangor  graph bargraph background  (38%) 
Total number of votes cast: 21 Started 29th Aug 2008
 
Who should commentate on F1 for the BBC next year?
The knowledgeable Ben Edwards  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
The personable David Croft  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
The incomparable Murray Walker  graph bargraph background  (61%) 
The execrable James Allen  graph bargraph background  (11%) 
Total number of votes cast: 393 Started 23rd Jun 2008
 
Following the sadomasochism-gate affair, should Max resign?
Yes, what he did (allegedly) was despicable.  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
Yes, even if innocent, his position is untenable.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
No, what he does in private is his business.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
No, he should resign because he's useless.  graph bargraph background  (70%) 
Don't know why, but he should just resign.  graph bargraph background  (8%) 
Total number of votes cast: 769 Started 31st Mar 2008
 
Jake and Sam from Hampshire...
are a couple of intelligent, caring guys... (etc.)  graph background  (0%) 
have strong views about Max and Ralf.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
spend way too much time on internet polls.  graph bargraph background  (9%) 
have recently developed RSI.  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
really need to get a life.  graph bargraph background  (84%) 
Total number of votes cast: 648 Started 28th Feb 2008
 
What would be the biggest surprise of 2008?
The FIA governing fairly and justly  graph bargraph background  (55%) 
Toyota not producing a total shitbox  graph background  (0%) 
Adrian Newey coming up with a slow, reliable car  graph background  (0%) 
Anybody missing Ralf in any way at all  graph bargraph background  (45%) 
Total number of votes cast: 7915 Started 24th Jan 2008
 
Fancy a go at Autosport's Xmas Morning Mega Quiz?
No. It has questions about bike racing. Per-lease!  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
No. You can find the answers too easily on-line.  graph background  (0%) 
No. It just looks really tedious.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
No. I think I'll have too much of a hangover.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
Yes, but for a NY resolution, I must get a life.  graph bargraph background  (96%) 
Total number of votes cast: 300 Started 24th Dec 2007
 
How did we forget James Allen in our Figure of Hate™ poll?
Subconsciously edited out of memory due to trauma.  graph bargraph background  (97%) 
Statement of the bleeming obvious.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Too much blood in our alcohol systems.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
Because he's not worth it.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
We secretly quite like the PFDLT.  graph background  (0%) 
Total number of votes cast: 276 Started 29th Nov 2007
 
dotdotdotcomma's 2008 figure of hate™ should be...
Michael Schumacher, still.  graph background  (0%) 
Jacques Villeneuve, again.  graph background  (0%) 
Max Mosley, obviously.  graph bargraph background  (97%) 
Fernando Alonso, for sure.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
All of the above.  graph background  (0%) 
Total number of votes cast: 2681 Started 14th Nov 2007
 
FIA president Max Mosley is...
a certified half-wit.  graph bargraph background  (66%) 
long overdue for replacement.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
largely self-contradictory.  graph background  (0%) 
like father like son.  graph bargraph background  (32%) 
a sadly misunderstood genius.  graph background  (0%) 
Total number of votes cast: 688 Started 3rd Oct 2007
 
One hundred million dollars is
a hefty fine, if it's based on 'suspicion', not 'proof'  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
thirty pieces of silver, adjusted for inflation  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
the new budget for the FIA's Christmas party  graph bargraph background  (60%) 
Total number of votes cast: 5 Started 24th Sep 2007
 
McLaren are
Guilty  graph background  (0%) 
Innocent  graph bargraph background  (97%) 
Inept  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
Total number of votes cast: 86 Started 12th Sep 2007
 
Continue this sequence: Jordan, Midland, Spyker...,
official receivership  graph bargraph background  (83%) 
administration  graph background  (0%) 
liquidation  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
can we have our deposit back please?  graph bargraph background  (12%) 
Total number of votes cast: 41 Started 15th Aug 2007
 
Will Steve Ryder be performing fellatio on Lewis Hamilton...
at Silverstone?  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
after Lewis wins the championship?  graph bargraph background  (21%) 
only after James Allen has a go?  graph bargraph background  (48%) 
he's been there, done that?  graph bargraph background  (27%) 
Total number of votes cast: 66 Started 3rd Jul 2007
 
Will 2007 be the last year in F1 for that other Schumacher?
I'm keeping everything crossed  graph bargraph background  (64%) 
If there's any justice in the world, yes  graph bargraph background  (14%) 
I implore the deity of my choice to make it so  graph background  (0%) 
I don't think I'd notice the difference  graph bargraph background  (21%) 
Total number of votes cast: 14 Started 22nd Jun 2007
 
Who's your favourite British driver?
Anthony Davidson  graph bargraph background  (37%) 
Anthony Davidson  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
Anthony Davidson  graph bargraph background  (29%) 
DC, Jenson or Lewis  graph bargraph background  (21%) 
Total number of votes cast: 38 Started 4th Jun 2007
 
Honda's 'Earth car'...
is nothing more than barefaced hypocrisy  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
suggests that the world revolves around Brackley  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
looks like someone's sneezed on it  graph bargraph background  (9%) 
is about as quick as plate tectonics  graph bargraph background  (55%) 
is mostly harmless  graph bargraph background  (21%) 
Total number of votes cast: 56 Started 3rd Apr 2007
 
BMW's startling form in pre-season testing is...,
mainly down to Robert Kubica's prodigious speed.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
mostly down to Robert Kubica's prodigious speed.  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
totally down to Robert Kubica's prodigious speed.  graph bargraph background  (93%) 
Total number of votes cast: 152 Started 16th Feb 2007
 
Without Michael Schumacher, F1 in 2007 will...,
still have one too many Schumachers.  graph bargraph background  (55%) 
probably become a sport again, Fernando.  graph bargraph background  (23%) 
have to adopt Scott Speed as its figure of hate.  graph bargraph background  (23%) 
Total number of votes cast: 40 Started 4th Jan 2007
 
What constitutes a moveable aerodynamic structure?
A weight that's totally enclosed by bodywork  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
A hub cab that affects air-flow around the wheel  graph bargraph background  (30%) 
Michael Schumacher's chin  graph bargraph background  (69%) 
Total number of votes cast: 134 Started 7th Sep 2006
 
Michael Schumacher should retire...,
if he fails to win the championship this year.  graph bargraph background  (16%) 
if he manages to win the championship this year.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
full stop.  graph bargraph background  (82%) 
Total number of votes cast: 73 Started 8th Aug 2006
 
Before Jenson Button wins a Grand Prix:
Lewis Hamilton will.  graph bargraph background  (38%) 
The British GP's long-term future will be secured.  graph bargraph background  (19%) 
Michael Schumacher will learn humility.  graph bargraph background  (29%) 
Adam Carroll will land a decent sponsorship deal.  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Christian Horner will stop saying "you know".  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
Total number of votes cast: 21 Started 7th Jun 2006
 
Describe Michael Schumacher in 3 words:
Cheating cynical shit  graph bargraph background  (25%) 
Cynical cheating shit  graph bargraph background  (40%) 
Shitty cynical cheat  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Shitty cheating cynic  graph bargraph background  (25%) 
Sadly misunderstood genius  graph background  (0%) 
Total number of votes cast: 20 Started 30th May 2006
 
Just how bad is ITV's new F1 theme tune?
It doesn't lift me up lift me up, mate.  graph bargraph background  (11%) 
It's as bad as the last one.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
It's worse than the last one.  graph bargraph background  (15%) 
What was wrong with that Jamiroquai one?  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Or for fuck's sake, what's wrong with 'The Chain'?  graph bargraph background  (63%) 
Total number of votes cast: 91 Started 5th Apr 2006
 
Exactly how much can't you wait until the Bahrain GP?
Oh my God, it's just, like, weurgh! You know?  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
I've not been as excited since February last year!  graph bargraph background  (42%) 
New teams, new drivers: I'm beside myself!  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
Oh, you boys...  graph bargraph background  (9%) 
Dunno. I'm too pissed off about Wembley.  graph bargraph background  (29%) 
Total number of votes cast: 45 Started 24th Feb 2006
 
Should Schumacher retire if he doesn't win in 2006?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?  graph bargraph background  (45%) 
Win or lose, he should retire anyway.  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
Why wait?  graph bargraph background  (50%) 
Total number of votes cast: 22 Started 19th Jan 2006
 
Are you sad to see Minardi, Jordan and Sauber go?
Everyone had a soft spot for Minardi  graph bargraph background  (8%) 
It just won't be the same without Jordan  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
You can't help liking Minardi and Jordan  graph bargraph background  (88%) 
Total number of votes cast: 25 Started 28th Nov 2005
 
Max Mosely: should he stay or should he go?
Stay  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
Go  graph bargraph background  (49%) 
Turn around now cos you're not welcome anymore  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
Please release him, let him go  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
Leave me, leave me, leave me alone  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
You caught me at a bad time, so why don't you...,  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
Look, just f*** off already  graph bargraph background  (27%) 
Total number of votes cast: 162 Started 11th Jul 2005
 
What have BAR got in their fuel tank today?
The main tank or the special, secret one?  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
A tiger  graph bargraph background  (27%) 
Grounds for capital punishment, say the FIA  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
15 litres of 'ballast', apparently  graph bargraph background  (33%) 
Nothing. It was totally drained, your honour  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
Their legal adviser's nuts  graph bargraph background  (28%) 
Total number of votes cast: 90 Started 6th May 2005
 
Should Sauber ditch Jacques Villeneuve soon?
Yes, out of plain common decency.  graph bargraph background  (44%) 
The only serious question is 'how soon?'  graph bargraph background  (32%) 
They should never have signed him.  graph bargraph background  (24%) 
No! He's a really talented, nice guy.  graph background  (0%) 
Total number of votes cast: 93 Started 14th Apr 2005
 
What would you name a new F1 team after?
Something really fast.  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Something really, really fast.  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Something incredibly sexy. And fast too.  graph bargraph background  (38%) 
Your name. *Yawn!*  graph bargraph background  (8%) 
A dreary English urban area and defunct bank.  graph bargraph background  (33%) 
Total number of votes cast: 60 Started 15th Feb 2005
 
Why would Williams pick Pizzonia over Heidfeld?
Haven't the foggiest  graph bargraph background  (82%) 
Beats me  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Not a clue, mate  graph bargraph background  (8%) 
Total number of votes cast: 51 Started 11th Jan 2005
 
Who least deserves a dotdotdotcomma Christmas card?
Michael Schumacher, for obvious reasons  graph bargraph background  (19%) 
Bernie, for about 500 million reasons every year  graph bargraph background  (34%) 
Jacques Villeneuve. Just because.  graph bargraph background  (35%) 
Anyone in a Ferrari top  graph bargraph background  (12%) 
Total number of votes cast: 106 Started 23rd Dec 2004
 
What's the best career plan to get into Formula 1?
Hardly any racing experience, like Kimi  graph bargraph background  (21%) 
Much experience, little success, like Jacques  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
Being an ugly, arrogant, cheating German twat  graph bargraph background  (68%) 
Following the recognised Road To F1™ ladder  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
Total number of votes cast: 28 Started 4th Nov 2004
 
Should the British Grand Prix be saved?
Yes, Bernie Ecclestone is a total arsehead  graph bargraph background  (96%) 
It has a divine right to be on the calendar  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Only if it's held at Donington  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Total number of votes cast: 249 Started 12th Oct 2004
 
How do you feel about Jacques Villeneuve's return to F1?
I've missed the old stunted misanthrope  graph bargraph background  (44%) 
Jacques who?  graph background  (0%) 
That deal doesn't include Craig Pollock, does it?  graph bargraph background  (31%) 
In the name of all that's holy, why?  graph bargraph background  (25%) 
Total number of votes cast: 16 Started 17th Sep 2004
 
Who is the most loathsome driver in F1?
Michael Schumacher  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Michael Schumacher  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
Michael Schumacher  graph background  (0%) 
All of the above  graph bargraph background  (95%) 
Total number of votes cast: 94 Started 8th Sep 2004


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