| |
| And I interrupt myself to bring you this: How do you feel on hearing the news that F1 commentary legend Murray Walker has died? |
| The cup of misery is filled past over-flowing. |
  |
(10%) |
| It's raining, and the track is wet. |
 |
(28%) |
| So tense you could cut it with a cricket stump. |
|
(3%) |
| I can't believe what's happening, visually, in front of my eyes. |
|
(13%) |
| If you haven't got your heart in your mouth, you jolly well should have. |
|
(27%) |
| Look up there! That's the sky! |
|
(12%) |
| ...unless I'm very much mistaken..., I AM very much mistaken! |
|
(7%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 186 |
Started 13th Mar 2021 |
| |
| For the sake of the deity of your choice, dotdotdotcommaâ„¢, it's almost March! Where the afterlife of your choice are you? |
| Too busy with other things. |
|
(10%) |
| Hibernating. |
|
(31%) |
| Too busy hibernating. |
|
(10%) |
| Pissed. |
|
(17%) |
| Hungover. |
|
(4%) |
| All of the above. |
|
(27%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 48 |
Started 20th Feb 2018 |
| |
| Belgium, man, Belgium 🇧🇪 What's you favourite thing about it, you stupid ghent? |
| Frites and mayo. |
|
(15%) |
| Chocolate. |
|
(16%) |
| Waffles. |
|
(20%) |
| Kwak (Virgil, this one's for you). |
|
(19%) |
| Eau rouge. |
|
(16%) |
| Frites and mayo, a side order of chocolate-coated waffles, and a litre of Kwak, while watching the Belgian Grand Prix. |
|
(15%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 978 |
Started 27th Aug 2016 |
| |
| Now that we've ballsed our way out of the EU, what else could we have a referendum on? |
| #Ferrarout: whether F1 really needs Ferrarsi. |
|
(0%) |
|
(0%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 0 |
Started 30th Jun 2016 |
| |
| I can't believe it's nearly the start of the 2016 F1 season! |
| Me neither! Woo-hoo! |
|
(33%) |
| Oh god, not another one. |
|
(33%) |
| 2016? What happened to 2015? How the fuck long have I been hibernating? |
|
(33%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 33 |
Started 6th Mar 2016 |
| |
| The all-new, all-electric Formula E series makes me think... |
| ... that I'll never drive an internal combustion engine again. |
|
(20%) |
| ... whether somebody at DAMS secretly works for the Dutch Cheese Marketing Board. |
|
(21%) |
| ... truly, you should never be a driver manager. |
|
(17%) |
| ... of the word 'iconic', for some reason. A lot. |
|
(18%) |
| ... of a swarm of angry bees drying their hair at an RC convention. |
|
(24%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 600 |
Started 15th Sep 2014 |
| |
| The first race of 2014-style F1 left me thinking: |
| There are some very fine rookie drivers on the grid |
|
(40%) |
| Sebastian Vettel does not know how to lose graciously |
|
(20%) |
| I've really missed Kamui Kobayashi |
|
(13%) |
| It all sounds like a swarm of mildly irritated bees with whistles |
|
(27%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 15 |
Started 17th Mar 2014 |
| |
| Based on testing, who's going to win the first Grand Prix of 2014? |
| Lewis Hamilton |
|
(0%) |
| Nico Rosberg |
|
(0%) |
| Someone standing in for Lewis or Nico |
|
(0%) |
| Erm..., |
|
(100%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 1 |
Started 7th Mar 2014 |
| |
| Which of the new teams really deserves to be in the coveted 10th place in the F1 constructors' championship? |
| Marussia, for that well-deserved 13th place in Malaysia in which, coincidentally, 6 drivers ahead of Jules Bianchi retired |
|
(0%) |
| Caterham, for having one of their drivers finishing first out of the "new teams" 11 times out of 17 races so far |
|
(27%) |
| Caterham, for having both of their drivers beating both the Marussias 5 times, while the reverse has been so only once |
|
(18%) |
| Caterham, for actually finishing ahead of an "old team" on track (twice: Gutierrez in Bahrain and Maldonado at Spa) |
|
(55%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 11 |
Started 11th Nov 2013 |
| |
| If Fernando Alonso is still in the title chase after India, I'll be... |
| ...mildly surprised. |
|
(10%) |
| ...looking forward to the remaining races of the season. |
|
(20%) |
| ...finding myself in the somewhat unusual position of supporting a Ferrarsi driver. |
|
(50%) |
| ...all of the above. |
|
(20%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 10 |
Started 16th Oct 2013 |
| |
| Exactly how pretty are those two Marussia drivers? |
| Pretty enough to be from some dreadful boy band |
|
(25%) |
| Almost pretty enough to turn me, your reader |
|
(25%) |
| Almost pretty enough to turn DC, the old satyr |
|
(25%) |
| Almost as pretty as Nico Rosberg |
|
(25%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 148 |
Started 5th Apr 2013 |
| |
| How confusing is it that both Mercedes GP drivers have yellow helmets? |
| As confusing as tyre compounds. |
|
(4%) |
| As confusing as an FIA 'clarification'. |
|
(1%) |
| As confusing as Eddie Jordan. |
|
(3%) |
| Not at all. I'm only going to be watching the cars at the front. |
|
(92%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 96 |
Started 22nd Feb 2013 |
| |
| How do you feel about Michael Schumacher's retirement from F1? |
| I'm desperately upset. He should race for ever. |
|
(0%) |
| Has he been racing again? I hadn't noticed. |
|
(11%) |
| I can't see what the fuss is about, to be honest. |
|
(8%) |
| Michael who? |
|
(81%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 36 |
Started 28th Nov 2012 |
| |
| What random tie-in would you most like the BBC to do a feature on at the United States Grand Prix? |
| Rob Austin |
|
(0%) |
| Steve Austin |
|
(0%) |
| Austin Powers |
|
(43%) |
| A mispronounced Aston Martin |
|
(0%) |
| An Austin Allegro |
|
(0%) |
| An Austin Healey "Frogeye" Sprite |
|
(14%) |
| Rob Austin (Austin Allegro) racing Mike Myers (Austin Healey) and Steve Austin (no car), all while talking about Aston Martin |
|
(14%) |
| None of the above, for fuck's sake |
|
(29%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 7 |
Started 13th Nov 2012 |
| |
| The best thing you can say about Romain Grosjean is that he is... |
| reckless |
|
(24%) |
| irresponsible |
|
(20%) |
| dangerous |
|
(16%) |
| rash |
|
(22%) |
| french |
|
(18%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 50 |
Started 14th Sep 2012 |
| |
| Which events should never be allowed to happen in a motorsport Olympics™? |
| Driver odiosity - rhythmic and artistic. |
|
(7%) |
| Synchronised foul play and penalties. |
|
(15%) |
| Losing control at 14 kmh - lightweight. |
|
(10%) |
| Chin pointiness - 3m springboard. |
|
(46%) |
| Just for balance, anything that Jacques Villeneuve or Pastor Maldonado might qualify for. |
|
(23%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 61 |
Started 7th Aug 2012 |
| |
| Given Schumacher's former domination of the Hungaroring, are we going to see the first victory of his new career next weekend? |
| Yes |
|
(0%) |
| Don't know. |
|
(0%) |
| No. |
|
(0%) |
| Please, no. I can't look. |
|
(100%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 4 |
Started 23rd Jul 2012 |
| |
| Deutschland Deutschland uber alles, of course, but who will the Germans be rooting for at Hockenheim this weekend? |
| Timo Glock - everybody loves an underdog |
|
(11%) |
| Seb Vettel - das Wunderkind |
|
(11%) |
| Nico Rosberg - even if he's really Finnish |
|
(33%) |
| That other German feller |
|
(22%) |
| Mercedes - German engineering and two German drivers: what's not to like? |
|
(11%) |
| Ferrari - just like everyone, everywhere |
|
(11%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 9 |
Started 17th Jul 2012 |
| |
| It's nearly July, and it's nearly time for the British Grand Prix, so what will the weather be like? |
| Fine and dry. |
|
(0%) |
| Light pricking drizzle. |
|
(12%) |
| Heavy spotting. |
|
(18%) |
| Vertical light drizzle through to sharply slanting light to moderate drizzle freshening. |
|
(12%) |
| Either of two finely distinguished varieties of vertical torrential downpour. |
|
(18%) |
| Post-downpour squalling. |
|
(6%) |
| Battering against the visor so hard it makes commentators discuss whether wipers would make a difference or not. |
|
(35%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 17 |
Started 27th Jun 2012 |
| |
| Complete the following well-known phrase or saying: if Sergio Perez isn't experienced enough to drive a Ferrarsi, then... |
| ...I'm a Mexican |
|
(0%) |
| ...Luca di Montezemolo is correct, which is surely a matter of papal infallibility |
|
(0%) |
| ...Lewis Hamilton wasn't experienced enough to drive for McLaren - oh no, wait a minute..., |
|
(100%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 1 |
Started 21st Jun 2012 |
| |
| How much of the season will Felipe Massa complete in a Ferrari? |
| I give him three more races. |
|
(91%) |
| No more than half of it. No way, Felipe. |
|
(3%) |
| Three-quarters if he's very, very lucky. |
|
(1%) |
| 100%. Nah, only kidding. About half, I'd say. |
|
(5%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 97 |
Started 18th Apr 2012 |
| |
| How likely is it that F1 Pre-Season Testing Champion Romain Grosjean will win the 2012 F1 World Championship? |
| He's proved his skill and the speed of his Lotus in testing, so it's almost certain, I would think. |
|
(79%) |
| Pre-season testing isn't a terribly good barometer of race performance, so it's hardly likely, but I wouldn't rule it out. |
|
(8%) |
| Not a whelk's chance in a supernova. |
|
(4%) |
| Just asking. |
|
(9%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 164 |
Started 8th Mar 2012 |
| |
| How are you planning to watch F1 in 2012? |
| On the BBC, even if it's just highlights |
|
(18%) |
| On Sky, even if it does cost me my soul |
|
(10%) |
| On a hacked Sky feed, even if it's illegal |
|
(59%) |
| On yer bike! I've given up watching F1 |
|
(13%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 164 |
Started 30th Jan 2012 |
| |
| Season's greetings to everyone except: |
| Bernie Ecclestone, for the Sky TV deal |
|
(25%) |
| Sebastian Vettel, for his forefinger |
|
(55%) |
| Michael Schumacher, for the fifth year running |
|
(6%) |
| Everyone at Ferrari, for f**k's sake |
|
(15%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 275 |
Started 19th Dec 2011 |
| |
| How can DRS, KERS and Pirelli combine to produce dull races? |
| They cancel each other out |
|
(35%) |
| Overtaking's become too easy |
|
(9%) |
| It's actually all Hermann Tilke's fault |
|
(20%) |
| No race is dull if Vettel doesn't win it |
|
(36%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 66 |
Started 18th Nov 2011 |
| |
| When Sebastian Vettel became the youngest double world champion, I..., |
| ..., cracked open a can of German lager. Cheersh. |
|
(14%) |
| ..., threw something at the TV. Arse. |
|
(64%) |
| ..., was in bed, asleep. Zzzzz. |
|
(23%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 22 |
Started 18th Oct 2011 |
| |
| When will Sebastian Vettel wrap up the 2011 title? |
| At the ultimate race |
|
(5%) |
| At the penultimate race |
|
(0%) |
| At the prepenultimate race |
|
(0%) |
| At the anteprepenultimate race |
|
(5%) |
| At some point before that |
|
(0%) |
| At the end of the day, does it really matter? |
|
(89%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 19 |
Started 12th Sep 2011 |
| |
| What do you think F1 drivers are doing in the summer break? |
| Boozing and whoring, as usual |
|
(14%) |
| Buying a new yacht, as a spare |
|
(14%) |
| Three underwear models, as a minimum |
|
(19%) |
| Three underwear models at once, as stamina training |
|
(52%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 21 |
Started 9th Aug 2011 |
| |
| What’s your favoured Silverstone view? |
| Abbey chicane – how do they brake so quickly? |
|
(6%) |
| Bridge – so fast; sadly no more |
|
(12%) |
| You can’t beat Becketts/Maggotts |
|
(18%) |
| That new wiggly bit in the middle |
|
(0%) |
| Stuck in traffic on the way there |
|
(6%) |
| Stuck in a field on the way out |
|
(6%) |
| That one in the white top that you can see her nipples through |
|
(53%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 17 |
Started 8th Jul 2011 |
| |
| Michael Schumacher - is it time for him to quit? |
| Yes: he's consistently proving that he's lost his edge this year. |
|
(2%) |
| No: I believe he's still a fantastic racing driver, despite all the evidence to the contrary. |
|
(41%) |
| No: he should have gone after 2010 when Nico trounced his comeback. |
|
(2%) |
| No: he should have stayed gone when he quit in 2006. |
|
(1%) |
| No: he should have gone after 2005 when he really started going downhill. |
|
(1%) |
| No: he should have gone after 2004 and left on a high, albeit still a complete tosser. |
|
(4%) |
| Is he still racing? I hadn't noticed. |
|
(49%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 100 |
Started 31st May 2011 |
| |
| Who do you think you could beat in an unseemly bout of fisticuffs? |
| Adrian Sutil, in a nightclub in Shanghai |
|
(90%) |
| Eric Lux, in the same nightclub |
|
(5%) |
| Both of the above, anywhere, any time |
|
(5%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 41 |
Started 19th May 2011 |
| |
| What's your favourite Pirelli tyre colour? |
| that whitish-silver smear |
|
(7%) |
| the silvery smudge with undertones of white |
|
(7%) |
| the white one with a hint of blurred silver |
|
(7%) |
| the one in their calendar with a naked girl draped over it |
|
(80%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 30 |
Started 30th Mar 2011 |
| |
| Is it March yet? |
| No. |
|
(13%) |
| Nearly...! |
|
(37%) |
| Yes, so it's probably about time you put a new poll up. |
|
(50%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 302 |
Started 7th Feb 2011 |
| |
| How much do you wish someone would hurry up and write a different song about being 'champions of the worrrrrrllld?' |
| Quite a bit |
|
(18%) |
| Rather a lot |
|
(35%) |
| Loads, although any version sung by a bunch of drunk, out-of-tune spanner monkeys will always be better than the original |
|
(47%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 131 |
Started 18th Nov 2010 |
| |
| Isn't it about time we posted up a new reader poll? |
| Yes |
|
(4%) |
| No |
|
(4%) |
| Don't know |
|
(4%) |
| Don't care |
|
(4%) |
| Isn't it about time you posted up anything new? |
|
(85%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 275 |
Started 5th Nov 2010 |
| |
| Sebastien Vettel is... |
| ...a sadly misunderstood genius. |
|
(0%) |
| ...a petulant teenager who can't take being beaten fairly and squarely by a chisel-jawed Strine. |
|
(50%) |
| ...the next Michael Schumacher, in oh so many ways. |
|
(50%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 187 |
Started 3rd Jun 2010 |
| |
| Exactly how dull was the Bahrain grand prix? |
| There could have been a bit more overtaking. |
|
(87%) |
| On reflection, refuelling isn't such a bad idea. |
|
(2%) |
| Did Hermann Tilke design that middle sector? |
|
(7%) |
| I've seen more exciting parade laps. |
|
(3%) |
| I've seen more exciting Porsche races. |
|
(2%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 195 |
Started 17th Mar 2010 |
| |
| When will dotdotdotcomma stop making crap Virgin jokes? |
| When a Virgin driver first scores. |
|
(1%) |
| The first time the team pops its cork. |
|
(0%) |
| When the team penetrate the midfield. |
|
(84%) |
| When they first stick it up the opposition. |
|
(3%) |
| When Branson pulls out of F1. |
|
(10%) |
| When dotdotdotcomma cut down on internet porn. |
|
(2%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 92 |
Started 16th Feb 2010 |
| |
| So Scummi's definitely coming back: how do you feel? |
| I feel better than James Brown. |
|
(0%) |
| I feel good. |
|
(0%) |
| Like hanging upside down..., |
|
(34%) |
| ...with my head in a bucket... |
|
(30%) |
| ...of hyena offal. |
|
(36%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 64 |
Started 10th Jan 2010 |
| |
| The FIA's verdict on Flavio Briatore's appeal will be... |
| ...guilty as charged. |
|
(33%) |
| ...we were a bit harsh, surely? |
|
(0%) |
| ...innocent as a tasty veg pot. |
|
(0%) |
| ...he hasn't got any. |
|
(67%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 12 |
Started 26th Nov 2009 |
| |
| Jean Todt as FIA president is the worst appointment since... |
| Max Mosley as FIA president |
|
(18%) |
| Jean-Marie Balestre as FIA president |
|
(0%) |
| Eddie Jordan as a BBC pundit |
|
(9%) |
| A routine check-up with Harold Shipman |
|
(55%) |
| Nine o'clock on a Monday morning |
|
(18%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 11 |
Started 27th Oct 2009 |
| |
| Did anyone notice who actually won the race in Brazil? |
| Jenson Button, definitely. |
|
(0%) |
| A Minardi driver, was it? |
|
(1%) |
| Rubens Barrichello, I think. |
|
(0%) |
| Kamui Kobayashi was going well. Was it him? |
|
(99%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 102 |
Started 23rd Oct 2009 |
| |
| How will Fernando Alonso's career at Ferrari end? |
| With a dozen world titles. |
|
(0%) |
| Five years earlier than contracted. |
|
(7%) |
| Amid bitter recriminations. |
|
(3%) |
| In legal proceedings. |
|
(19%) |
| Not well. Not well at all. |
|
(71%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 99 |
Started 13th Oct 2009 |
| |
| How does Giancarlo Fisichella feel? |
| Satisfied |
|
(1%) |
| Quite pleased |
|
(1%) |
| Job well done |
|
(3%) |
| Very 'appy |
|
(96%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 119 |
Started 29th Aug 2009 |
| |
| How do you feel about Michael Schumacher's return to F1? |
| I've missed the old pointy-chinned misanthrope. |
|
(0%) |
| Michael who? |
|
(2%) |
| The deal doesn't include Ralf Schumacher, does it? |
|
(6%) |
| In the name of all that's holy, why? |
|
(92%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 210 |
Started 30th Jul 2009 |
| |
| How do you feel about Sebastien Bourdais' departure from F1? |
| I can't say I'll miss the four-eyed misanthrope. |
|
(20%) |
| Sebastien who? |
|
(3%) |
| In the name of all that's holy, hurray! |
|
(77%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 30 |
Started 16th Jul 2009 |
| |
| Who should be the next FIA president? |
| Max Mosley |
|
(0%) |
| Jean Todt |
|
(0%) |
| Someone who understands motorsport |
|
(3%) |
| Someone who cares about motorsport |
|
(2%) |
| I don't care as long as she's got big tits |
|
(76%) |
| Someone who is independent of F1 teams |
|
(2%) |
| Someone who is independent of Ferrarsi |
|
(9%) |
| Someone who isn't the son of a Nazi |
|
(2%) |
| Don't mention the whore. War. I mean war. |
|
(8%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 66 |
Started 30th Jun 2009 |
| |
| I can't wait for the 2010 British Grand Prix because... |
| ...the 2009 one was like watching paint dry. |
|
(13%) |
| ...Jenson might win it this time. |
|
(31%) |
| ...it'll be at Donington. |
|
(6%) |
| ...there's a chance we'll know what county it's in |
|
(38%) |
| ...all of the above. |
|
(13%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 16 |
Started 22nd Jun 2009 |
| |
| Is Eddie Jordan the new Mark Blundell? |
| Very much indeed, Steve. |
|
(58%) |
| There's a lot of pressure on his shoulders. |
|
(13%) |
| At the end of the day, quite possibly. |
|
(13%) |
| That is not a question what is easy to answer. |
|
(15%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 67 |
Started 22nd May 2009 |
| |
| Who should be in F1 instead of Nelsinho Piquet? |
| Anthony Davidson, Paul di Resta or Adam Carroll |
|
(85%) |
| Lucas di Grassi, Romain Grosjean or Takuma Sato |
|
(2%) |
| Susie Stoddart, Danica Patrick or even Milka Duno |
|
(13%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 321 |
Started 20th Apr 2009 |
| |
| Exactly how much do DC and EJ like each other? |
| Not very much. |
|
(4%) |
| Hardly at all. |
|
(55%) |
| Less than that. |
|
(41%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 164 |
Started 29th Mar 2009 |
| |
| Turn 1 in Oz: how many huge front wings will be knocked off? |
| All of them, I reckon. |
|
(2%) |
| About half, I'd say. |
|
(55%) |
| Only Sebastien Bourdais', I hope. |
|
(44%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 3415 |
Started 17th Feb 2009 |
| |
| Our current poll is a month old, should we... |
| come up with a new one? |
|
(2%) |
| carry on with the old one? |
|
(1%) |
| give up on polls altogether? |
|
(1%) |
| extricate ourselves from the paradox we're now in? |
|
(97%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 677 |
Started 6th Dec 2008 |
| |
| I'll always remember David Coulthard for..., |
| spinning off on the parade lap, Italy '95 |
|
(26%) |
| sliding into the pit wall during a stop, Oz '95 |
|
(14%) |
| turning Schumacher's car into a 3-wheeler, Spa '98 |
|
(40%) |
| giving Michael Schumacher the finger, france 2000 |
|
(10%) |
| being World Champion for July '99 to June '00 |
|
(5%) |
| conducting himself with rare dignity, 1994-2008 |
|
(5%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 149 |
Started 6th Nov 2008 |
| |
| Sebastien Bourdais: shite or shite? |
| shite |
|
(0%) |
| shite |
|
(0%) |
| french |
|
(9%) |
| petulant |
|
(4%) |
| unemployed |
|
(87%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 246 |
Started 15th Oct 2008 |
| |
| Romain Grosjean: unlucky or shite? |
| shite |
|
(35%) |
| shite |
|
(16%) |
| shite |
|
(6%) |
| french |
|
(42%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 31 |
Started 11th Sep 2008 |
| |
| The inaugural Valencia Grand Prix was..., |
| like a day-long seminar on corporation tax |
|
(43%) |
| more soporific than Ovaltine at midnight |
|
(19%) |
| as incident-free as a Sunday night in Bangor |
|
(38%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 21 |
Started 29th Aug 2008 |
| |
| Who should commentate on F1 for the BBC next year? |
| The knowledgeable Ben Edwards |
|
(10%) |
| The personable David Croft |
|
(18%) |
| The incomparable Murray Walker |
|
(61%) |
| The execrable James Allen |
|
(11%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 393 |
Started 23rd Jun 2008 |
| |
| Following the sadomasochism-gate affair, should Max resign? |
| Yes, what he did (allegedly) was despicable. |
|
(20%) |
| Yes, even if innocent, his position is untenable. |
|
(1%) |
| No, what he does in private is his business. |
|
(1%) |
| No, he should resign because he's useless. |
|
(70%) |
| Don't know why, but he should just resign. |
|
(8%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 769 |
Started 31st Mar 2008 |
| |
| Jake and Sam from Hampshire... |
| are a couple of intelligent, caring guys... (etc.) |
|
(0%) |
| have strong views about Max and Ralf. |
|
(1%) |
| spend way too much time on internet polls. |
|
(9%) |
| have recently developed RSI. |
|
(6%) |
| really need to get a life. |
|
(84%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 648 |
Started 28th Feb 2008 |
| |
| What would be the biggest surprise of 2008? |
| The FIA governing fairly and justly |
|
(55%) |
| Toyota not producing a total shitbox |
|
(0%) |
| Adrian Newey coming up with a slow, reliable car |
|
(0%) |
| Anybody missing Ralf in any way at all |
|
(45%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 7915 |
Started 24th Jan 2008 |
| |
| Fancy a go at Autosport's Xmas Morning Mega Quiz? |
| No. It has questions about bike racing. Per-lease! |
|
(1%) |
| No. You can find the answers too easily on-line. |
|
(0%) |
| No. It just looks really tedious. |
|
(1%) |
| No. I think I'll have too much of a hangover. |
|
(1%) |
| Yes, but for a NY resolution, I must get a life. |
|
(96%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 300 |
Started 24th Dec 2007 |
| |
| How did we forget James Allen in our Figure of Hate™ poll? |
| Subconsciously edited out of memory due to trauma. |
|
(97%) |
| Statement of the bleeming obvious. |
|
(2%) |
| Too much blood in our alcohol systems. |
|
(1%) |
| Because he's not worth it. |
|
(1%) |
| We secretly quite like the PFDLT. |
|
(0%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 276 |
Started 29th Nov 2007 |
| |
| dotdotdotcomma's 2008 figure of hate™ should be... |
| Michael Schumacher, still. |
|
(0%) |
| Jacques Villeneuve, again. |
|
(0%) |
| Max Mosley, obviously. |
|
(97%) |
| Fernando Alonso, for sure. |
|
(2%) |
| All of the above. |
|
(0%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 2681 |
Started 14th Nov 2007 |
| |
| FIA president Max Mosley is... |
| a certified half-wit. |
|
(66%) |
| long overdue for replacement. |
|
(2%) |
| largely self-contradictory. |
|
(0%) |
| like father like son. |
|
(32%) |
| a sadly misunderstood genius. |
|
(0%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 688 |
Started 3rd Oct 2007 |
| |
| One hundred million dollars is |
| a hefty fine, if it's based on 'suspicion', not 'proof' |
|
(20%) |
| thirty pieces of silver, adjusted for inflation |
|
(20%) |
| the new budget for the FIA's Christmas party |
|
(60%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 5 |
Started 24th Sep 2007 |
| |
| McLaren are |
| Guilty |
|
(0%) |
| Innocent |
|
(97%) |
| Inept |
|
(3%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 86 |
Started 12th Sep 2007 |
| |
| Continue this sequence: Jordan, Midland, Spyker..., |
| official receivership |
|
(83%) |
| administration |
|
(0%) |
| liquidation |
|
(5%) |
| can we have our deposit back please? |
|
(12%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 41 |
Started 15th Aug 2007 |
| |
| Will Steve Ryder be performing fellatio on Lewis Hamilton... |
| at Silverstone? |
|
(3%) |
| after Lewis wins the championship? |
|
(21%) |
| only after James Allen has a go? |
|
(48%) |
| he's been there, done that? |
|
(27%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 66 |
Started 3rd Jul 2007 |
| |
| Will 2007 be the last year in F1 for that other Schumacher? |
| I'm keeping everything crossed |
|
(64%) |
| If there's any justice in the world, yes |
|
(14%) |
| I implore the deity of my choice to make it so |
|
(0%) |
| I don't think I'd notice the difference |
|
(21%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 14 |
Started 22nd Jun 2007 |
| |
| Who's your favourite British driver? |
| Anthony Davidson |
|
(37%) |
| Anthony Davidson |
|
(13%) |
| Anthony Davidson |
|
(29%) |
| DC, Jenson or Lewis |
|
(21%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 38 |
Started 4th Jun 2007 |
| |
| Honda's 'Earth car'... |
| is nothing more than barefaced hypocrisy |
|
(13%) |
| suggests that the world revolves around Brackley |
|
(2%) |
| looks like someone's sneezed on it |
|
(9%) |
| is about as quick as plate tectonics |
|
(55%) |
| is mostly harmless |
|
(21%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 56 |
Started 3rd Apr 2007 |
| |
| BMW's startling form in pre-season testing is..., |
| mainly down to Robert Kubica's prodigious speed. |
|
(1%) |
| mostly down to Robert Kubica's prodigious speed. |
|
(6%) |
| totally down to Robert Kubica's prodigious speed. |
|
(93%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 152 |
Started 16th Feb 2007 |
| |
| Without Michael Schumacher, F1 in 2007 will..., |
| still have one too many Schumachers. |
|
(55%) |
| probably become a sport again, Fernando. |
|
(23%) |
| have to adopt Scott Speed as its figure of hate. |
|
(23%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 40 |
Started 4th Jan 2007 |
| |
| What constitutes a moveable aerodynamic structure? |
| A weight that's totally enclosed by bodywork |
|
(1%) |
| A hub cab that affects air-flow around the wheel |
|
(30%) |
| Michael Schumacher's chin |
|
(69%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 134 |
Started 7th Sep 2006 |
| |
| Michael Schumacher should retire..., |
| if he fails to win the championship this year. |
|
(16%) |
| if he manages to win the championship this year. |
|
(1%) |
| full stop. |
|
(82%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 73 |
Started 8th Aug 2006 |
| |
| Before Jenson Button wins a Grand Prix: |
| Lewis Hamilton will. |
|
(38%) |
| The British GP's long-term future will be secured. |
|
(19%) |
| Michael Schumacher will learn humility. |
|
(29%) |
| Adam Carroll will land a decent sponsorship deal. |
|
(10%) |
| Christian Horner will stop saying "you know". |
|
(5%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 21 |
Started 7th Jun 2006 |
| |
| Describe Michael Schumacher in 3 words: |
| Cheating cynical shit |
|
(25%) |
| Cynical cheating shit |
|
(40%) |
| Shitty cynical cheat |
|
(10%) |
| Shitty cheating cynic |
|
(25%) |
| Sadly misunderstood genius |
|
(0%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 20 |
Started 30th May 2006 |
| |
| Just how bad is ITV's new F1 theme tune? |
| It doesn't lift me up lift me up, mate. |
|
(11%) |
| It's as bad as the last one. |
|
(1%) |
| It's worse than the last one. |
|
(15%) |
| What was wrong with that Jamiroquai one? |
|
(10%) |
| Or for fuck's sake, what's wrong with 'The Chain'? |
|
(63%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 91 |
Started 5th Apr 2006 |
| |
| Exactly how much can't you wait until the Bahrain GP? |
| Oh my God, it's just, like, weurgh! You know? |
|
(7%) |
| I've not been as excited since February last year! |
|
(42%) |
| New teams, new drivers: I'm beside myself! |
|
(13%) |
| Oh, you boys... |
|
(9%) |
| Dunno. I'm too pissed off about Wembley. |
|
(29%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 45 |
Started 24th Feb 2006 |
| |
| Should Schumacher retire if he doesn't win in 2006? |
| Does the Pope shit in the woods? |
|
(45%) |
| Win or lose, he should retire anyway. |
|
(5%) |
| Why wait? |
|
(50%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 22 |
Started 19th Jan 2006 |
| |
| Are you sad to see Minardi, Jordan and Sauber go? |
| Everyone had a soft spot for Minardi |
|
(8%) |
| It just won't be the same without Jordan |
|
(4%) |
| You can't help liking Minardi and Jordan |
|
(88%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 25 |
Started 28th Nov 2005 |
| |
| Max Mosely: should he stay or should he go? |
| Stay |
|
(4%) |
| Go |
|
(49%) |
| Turn around now cos you're not welcome anymore |
|
(7%) |
| Please release him, let him go |
|
(3%) |
| Leave me, leave me, leave me alone |
|
(6%) |
| You caught me at a bad time, so why don't you..., |
|
(5%) |
| Look, just f*** off already |
|
(27%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 162 |
Started 11th Jul 2005 |
| |
| What have BAR got in their fuel tank today? |
| The main tank or the special, secret one? |
|
(6%) |
| A tiger |
|
(27%) |
| Grounds for capital punishment, say the FIA |
|
(6%) |
| 15 litres of 'ballast', apparently |
|
(33%) |
| Nothing. It was totally drained, your honour |
|
(1%) |
| Their legal adviser's nuts |
|
(28%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 90 |
Started 6th May 2005 |
| |
| Should Sauber ditch Jacques Villeneuve soon? |
| Yes, out of plain common decency. |
|
(44%) |
| The only serious question is 'how soon?' |
|
(32%) |
| They should never have signed him. |
|
(24%) |
| No! He's a really talented, nice guy. |
|
(0%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 93 |
Started 14th Apr 2005 |
| |
| What would you name a new F1 team after? |
| Something really fast. |
|
(10%) |
| Something really, really fast. |
|
(10%) |
| Something incredibly sexy. And fast too. |
|
(38%) |
| Your name. *Yawn!* |
|
(8%) |
| A dreary English urban area and defunct bank. |
|
(33%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 60 |
Started 15th Feb 2005 |
| |
| Why would Williams pick Pizzonia over Heidfeld? |
| Haven't the foggiest |
|
(82%) |
| Beats me |
|
(10%) |
| Not a clue, mate |
|
(8%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 51 |
Started 11th Jan 2005 |
| |
| Who least deserves a dotdotdotcomma Christmas card? |
| Michael Schumacher, for obvious reasons |
|
(19%) |
| Bernie, for about 500 million reasons every year |
|
(34%) |
| Jacques Villeneuve. Just because. |
|
(35%) |
| Anyone in a Ferrari top |
|
(12%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 106 |
Started 23rd Dec 2004 |
| |
| What's the best career plan to get into Formula 1? |
| Hardly any racing experience, like Kimi |
|
(21%) |
| Much experience, little success, like Jacques |
|
(4%) |
| Being an ugly, arrogant, cheating German twat |
|
(68%) |
| Following the recognised Road To F1™ ladder |
|
(7%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 28 |
Started 4th Nov 2004 |
| |
| Should the British Grand Prix be saved? |
| Yes, Bernie Ecclestone is a total arsehead |
|
(96%) |
| It has a divine right to be on the calendar |
|
(2%) |
| Only if it's held at Donington |
|
(2%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 249 |
Started 12th Oct 2004 |
| |
| How do you feel about Jacques Villeneuve's return to F1? |
| I've missed the old stunted misanthrope |
|
(44%) |
| Jacques who? |
|
(0%) |
| That deal doesn't include Craig Pollock, does it? |
|
(31%) |
| In the name of all that's holy, why? |
|
(25%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 16 |
Started 17th Sep 2004 |
| |
| Who is the most loathsome driver in F1? |
| Michael Schumacher |
|
(2%) |
| Michael Schumacher |
|
(3%) |
| Michael Schumacher |
|
(0%) |
| All of the above |
|
(95%) |
| Total number of votes cast: 94 |
Started 8th Sep 2004 |
