The dotdotdotcomma editors do not like spam. Hate it, in fact. We are frankly fed up with unsolicited guarantees of "rock-hard" this and "longer-lasting" that. We don't like them; we don't want them and, of course, being fine specimens of masculine virility, we don't actually need them.

With that in mind, and because of the unique way in which dotdotdotcomma is funded, we happily commit to a policy that prevents us from adding to the deluge of spam, if you'll forgive the revolting metaphor, that daily floods mail servers everywhere. We therefore pledge that any contact information you give us will not be disclosed by us to any other party and will only be used by us for the purpose to which you agree at the time.

For example, if you send us your e-mail address with a look-alike from the "Build Your Own Driver" pages, we'll only use that address to send you either a congratulatory reply, together with an inquiry about how you'd like to be credited in the gallery, or something to the effect that although we're sure the driver you've built does look startlingly like your mate Biff, we don't actually know the bloke and, while the similarity is doubtless of great amusement to the two of you, it's of limited interest to us, thanks all the same.

If you have any comments to make, questions to ask or suggestions to offer, please contact subeditor@dotdotdotcomma.com.