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by Mathias Olaf Uncertain 26th May 2021 |
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*Tap*
*Tap tap*
*Pffft*
Is this thing on?
I'm not sure I really trust speech recognition.
Me neither, mate.
No. Well... OK...
Er... hello everybody. How's things? We, er, we... that is to say, Virgil and I, just thought we ought to let you know that we've just popped out for a spot of lunch...
Er, haven't we...?
Yes, I think we have.
Yes, so, if you could just excuse us...
Yes, do excuse us.
...and we'll be back in a short while...
Won't we?
Oh yes, I should think so.
Yes, so, er, thank you. See you in a bit.
I say, would you like another drink?
Oh, rather.
What would you like?
Oh, I don't know... Hey, waiter! Bring me volume three of the wine list...
*Click*
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