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F1: Cecotto aims to carve name for himself by Virgil Ellipse
17th Nov 2011
Johnny Cecotto Jr is determined to carve a name for himself in motor-racing, after following his father Johnny into Formula 1 at the rookie event in Abu Dhabi.

"I want to make a name for myself," said the 22-year-old whose two elder brothers - Johnny and Johnny - are already making names for themselves in ASSCAR and EasyCar respectively.

"My uncle Johnny always told me to believe in myself," he continued, "and when his son Johnny won at Le Mans, I knew it was good advice, so here I am.

"When people hear the name Johnny Cecotto in future, I want them to know exactly who they're talking about."

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