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F1: Thumpalainen to be managed by IMG by Virgil Ellipse
9th Feb 2012
Cured-ham driver Ecky Thumpalainen has announced that he is to be managed by IMG Worldwide from 2012.

IMG is the company that has helped oversee the careers of Alain Prost, Ayrton Senna and Jackie Stewart, and is currently looking after NAFFCAR driver Danica Fitchick.

It is understood Thumpalainen has requested that he be assigned the team which worked with Prost, Senna and Stewart.

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